Non-Jews are for practice
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
