i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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