just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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