normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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