i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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