I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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