fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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