Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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