Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
is wine microwaveable?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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