maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There's always time for handjobs
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Randomize
