marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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