I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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