I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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