she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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