I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I think I just shit out all my problems.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
