Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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