I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My feet surprised me
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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