Kiss
Puke
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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