You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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