Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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