Do you still have your period?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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