I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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