I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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