the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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