STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
