turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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