How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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