Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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