Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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