so that wasnt chicken after all
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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