So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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