It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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