Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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