what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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