Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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