I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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