We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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