thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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