Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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