She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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