Welp...herpes.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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