I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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