The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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