i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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