Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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