She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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