physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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