new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
should my penis look like a turkey
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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