what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize