doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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