I just pynch a tree in the face
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He better not be in your backpack
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I love you.
Bad choice
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