Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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