I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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