In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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