You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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