I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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