I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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