dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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